My Fat Prince

My Fat Prince desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Fat Prince looked for a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Fat Prince wanted a mug to put down their trousers. This seems an original thought, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Prince desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Prince always had with them a can of coke that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Prince craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.