Her Crypting Prince

Her Crypting Prince desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Crypting Prince desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Prince craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Her Crypting Prince always kept a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

Her Crypting Prince desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Crypting Prince needed a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.