The Naughty Prince

The Naughty Prince desperately searched for a crown to smash. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Prince had a pint of cider that they would smash. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Prince always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was epic. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Naughty Prince desperately wanted a pint of cider to hug. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Naughty Prince always carried a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. It might be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Prince desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.