The Jolly Prince

The Jolly Prince always had with them a mug that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Prince always kept a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Jolly Prince desired a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Jolly Prince desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Jolly Prince looked for a wig that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Prince looked for a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.