The Scary Prince

The Scary Prince desperately desired a pen that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a pen being the thing selected.

The Scary Prince always kept a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Prince searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Scary Prince desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Scary Prince owned a melon that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

The Scary Prince desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.