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I'm always in need of disciples. It's always great to have minions spread my word to the world. You're hired!

The grave... she is but a lonely mistress. I'm glad to be up and about as well. I was cramping up and I needed to stretch my legs.

Great. When do I start? Are health and retirement benefits included?

You start yesterday. What are you doing slacking off? Do you want to get whipped again!? It puts the lotion on the skin. Your health card will be released after your 60-day briefing period. Retirement? You never retire from this job. Never.