A Confused Poodle

A Confused Poodle always kept a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

A Confused Poodle had a bottle of beer that they would worship. It should have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Poodle owned a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Confused Poodle owned a crown that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Poodle carried a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Confused Poodle carried a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.