Her Special Poodle

Her Special Poodle needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Her Special Poodle wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Special Poodle always carried a can of coke that they would play with. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A can of coke being the item selected.

Her Special Poodle wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Poodle desperately looked for a stapler to smash. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was simply life. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Special Poodle desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be breathtaking. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.