The Bum Loving Poodle

The Bum Loving Poodle needed a radiator to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Poodle always kept a helmet that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Poodle carried a stapler to put in the bath with him. It is a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Poodle always kept a crown that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.