Ugly Poodle

Ugly Poodle desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Poodle desired a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

Ugly Poodle wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Ugly Poodle found a sponge to sit and look at. It should be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

Ugly Poodle often carried a block of cheese to smash. It should have been a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.