Angry Poodle

Angry Poodle desperately craved for a spade to put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Angry Poodle needed a melon that they would share. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Angry Poodle desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Angry Poodle desperately craved for a set of lego to smash. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Angry Poodle often carried a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

Angry Poodle desperately wanted a big sponge that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.