The Angry Poodle

The Angry Poodle desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Poodle desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Angry Poodle had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Angry Poodle owned a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Angry Poodle found a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Angry Poodle always had with them a tomato that they would worship. It was a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.