His Bewildered Poodle

His Bewildered Poodle searched for a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

His Bewildered Poodle desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. It would be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Poodle desperately desired a cucumber to share. This seems a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Poodle desperately craved for a big sponge that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered Poodle desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Poodle desperately craved for a CD player to sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.