The Ugly Poodle

The Ugly Poodle had a sword that they liked to break. This might appear to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

The Ugly Poodle looked for a set of lego that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Poodle owned a toilet brush that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Ugly Poodle needed a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Poodle desperately looked for a wig that they would often break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.