Using "the time line we live in" was easily the best part of this.

I hate being asked about politics, mostly because of this two sided view, like a football team vs the local team, doesn't really matter what I believe from individual issue to issue, it totally comes down to one or two things, left or right?

I mean, I've had alot of issues with the right side for years, but the left is unrecognizable, it's become a shadow of anything it used to stand for, but it's not like I'm entirely defined by one side or another, and christ knows if I try to converse about it with anyone, I'll be absolutely belittled in the most childish ways.