Proud to be a white hetrosexual male..

WHAT been happening to us all ???
I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which
now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I was christened by my parents (who were married in a church), which now labels me as an infidel.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media
tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and
the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each
individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without
student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me
some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defence and protection of the country for and by all
citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now
makes me a right wing-militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure
who the hell I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for
sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with I’m not sure which toilet to go into...