City life.. helping thy neighbor.

in #poetry7 years ago

So, let me get this straight:

You're spending your days
in your 40 sq meter flat,
the cars drive wildly
under your windows
24/7?

And you think you have what?
Attention problems? Depression?

Let me give you an elaborate answer to that.

It'll cost you twice what you're making
just because I can ask for it.
Just so you know,
my social dick is THAT BIG!

Don't you dare give anyone
advice for free.
They'll call you a hippie,
you'll end up poor on the street.

Your beard will look cool for a while though,
until it had passed a certain acceptable limit.