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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 4.

So, on three I hit the boost for 4, on 1 of 4 I hit the water halving my remaining 3+6 regular movement. 9 halved is 4.5 rounded up to 5. I hit the next boost on 5 and @rollthedice for my boost.

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 1.

Throw my WHOAH 2 LANES at my buddy @pbock. Let’s see where ho goes....wall or dumpster???