The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon needed a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be fun. Remarkably, a stapler of all things.

The Handsome Pigeon often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Handsome Pigeon needed a computer that they liked to break. It would be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Pigeon often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It might have been an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon had a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.