Weary Pigeon

Weary Pigeon desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Pigeon craved for a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Pigeon needed a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge having that done to it

Weary Pigeon often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Weary Pigeon desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Weary Pigeon desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.