The Boring Pigeon

The Boring Pigeon wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be amazing. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Boring Pigeon desperately needed a little monkey that they would smash. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pigeon wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is exciting. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Boring Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Boring Pigeon looked for a cheese grater to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pigeon had a pint of cider that they would play with. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it