Red Pigeon

Red Pigeon searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Red Pigeon craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Red Pigeon craved for a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be sublime. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Red Pigeon found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Red Pigeon found a cucumber to share. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Red Pigeon desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.