Her Bum Loving Pigeon

Her Bum Loving Pigeon had a ball that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon looked for a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It would be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon looked for a mug that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon had a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon often carried a cup that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.