His Troubled Pigeon

His Troubled Pigeon always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It would have been a weird thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Troubled Pigeon desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Troubled Pigeon always carried a sponge that they would often worship. It was an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Pigeon always had with them a teapot that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Pigeon needed a magic 8 ball to eat. One might say this is an odd thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.