The Exceptional Pigeon

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Pigeon wanted a sack of potatoes to cuddle. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Pigeon always carried a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Exceptional Pigeon owned a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.