His Cute Pigeon

His Cute Pigeon always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Cute Pigeon always carried a block of cheese to drop. It was a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Pigeon desperately wanted a sword that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Pigeon desperately looked for a toilet brush to worship. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

His Cute Pigeon wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

His Cute Pigeon found a stapler to drop. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.