My Lovely Pigeon

My Lovely Pigeon wanted a crown that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Pigeon always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was epic. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

My Lovely Pigeon desperately looked for a pint of beer to break. It would be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was fun. A pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Lovely Pigeon looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Pigeon desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Lovely Pigeon wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.