A Round Pigeon

A Round Pigeon looked for a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Round Pigeon always carried a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

A Round Pigeon desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Round Pigeon always carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It is a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Round Pigeon wanted a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Round Pigeon found a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.