A Stupid Pigeon

A Stupid Pigeon always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Pigeon desperately wanted a CD player that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

A Stupid Pigeon often carried a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Pigeon always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Pigeon desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It should be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Pigeon craved for a bag of poop that they would often smash. This is certainly a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.