A Bum Loving Pigeon

A Bum Loving Pigeon owned a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a sponge that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Pigeon wanted a block of cheese that they would often annihilate It might be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Pigeon had a wig to play with. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Pigeon always had with them a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a weird idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.