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Silly Tuck, we don't eat bacon! She did eat a few flowers thou... free range baby!

I hope she doesn't need "fruit cup surgery" or get the "ponkerwobbles" (or whatever it was). That cracked me up. :)

Fruit snack surgery... pinga pongas. And the latest is she says she has cramps lol. No one here has cramps. Where is she getting this?