haha, me too :)

I even have more, solar panels, cigarettes, honey, big water tank for rain water plus filter, fruit trees and vegetables in garden.
Yes US cities will turn into chaos, like after Hurricane Katrina.
I am in New Zealand, there are more sheeps and cows than people here, so it would be not too bad like California during a collapse, it's more like your parents in law's house in Nebraska. But i like to be prepared just in case