Two Brain Cells

In lieu of being judged by the world, I figure its probably best to write my thoughts down in my facebag diary. Not that I fear condemnation for them I'm just afraid that people might find out how simple minded I really am, and that would just be embarrassing. When I do rub the two brain cells I have together they spark a little bit, sometimes it gets bright enough for me to see my own thoughts and how unoriginal they are. It is much more entertaining to spend time exploring other peoples bright ideas through the mass hysteria we call the internet, its time consuming but I find that people are indeed hilarious and I have much to learn. Most amusing are people who know everything, I am intimidated by their knowledge and in awe at how their leadership has produced an army of well informed, well intentioned social activists who are capable of finally righting the wrongs of the world.They truly deserve the Miss Guided award, and thankfully for luddites like myself they provide context for why I should keep my mouth shut until I''m learnt better. Perhaps if I increase my knowledge and empathy then someday I will be as capable of recognizing real possible threats as these people are, and I may be able to fix the disconnect in my brain that keeps me from being able to prioritize them. Until then I realize I probably shouldn't be trying to police the world since humanity is obviously on the right track.