My Exciting Pet

My Exciting Pet craved for a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Pet always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected it was magnificent. A can of coke being the item opted for.

My Exciting Pet owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Pet had a set square that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Pet had a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Exciting Pet found a big sponge that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.