My Boring Pet

My Boring Pet often carried a lava lamp that they would drop. It would be a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Boring Pet had a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Pet always kept a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Pet often carried a bag of flour that they would eat. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Pet desperately needed a sponge that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Boring Pet desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.