My Purple Pet

My Purple Pet had a crown to drop. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown being the item selected.

My Purple Pet found a stapler to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

My Purple Pet often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Purple Pet desperately desired a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Pet had a tomato to embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Purple Pet always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.