The Eccentric Pet

The Eccentric Pet searched for a sword that they would insert somewhere. It should be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A sword is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Pet owned a toilet brush to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Pet carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Eccentric Pet owned a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It was a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Pet craved for a CD player that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. A CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Pet desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.