The Stupid Pet

The Stupid Pet searched for a tomato that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Stupid Pet desperately needed a mug to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A mug being the chosen item.

The Stupid Pet desired a crown to smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Pet looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Pet found a radiator that they would experiment on. It is an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Pet needed a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.