My Depressed Pet

My Depressed Pet often carried a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Depressed Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Depressed Pet searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Depressed Pet wanted a bag of flour that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Pet desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Pet needed a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.