The Depressed Pet

The Depressed Pet always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Pet desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Pet desired a spade to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Pet carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Pet desperately craved for a set of lego to try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Depressed Pet had a can of Tango that they would break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.