His Boring Pet

His Boring Pet looked for a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

His Boring Pet always kept a crown that they would cuddle. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A crown is the item to opt for.

His Boring Pet desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Boring Pet always kept a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

His Boring Pet always kept a set square that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Boring Pet wanted a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.