The Fat Pet

The Fat Pet had a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be fun. A lava lamp being the item selected.

The Fat Pet desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often embrace. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pet searched for a sword that they would often break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pet searched for a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Fat Pet found a set of lego that they would often share. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Fat Pet craved for a cucumber that they liked to smash. It would be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.