A Bum Loving Pet

A Bum Loving Pet always carried a big sponge that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected it was fun. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Pet desperately needed a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was fun. A sponge being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Pet found a hat that they would often drop. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Pet often carried a tomato that they liked to sleep with. It was an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Pet always had with them a magic 8 ball to worship. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was stunning. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Pet desperately desired a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.