The Lonely Pet

The Lonely Pet owned a computer that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Pet wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Lonely Pet desperately looked for a computer to worship. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Pet always kept a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was wonderful. A computer was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Pet often carried a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Lonely Pet looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.