The Exceptional Pet

The Exceptional Pet needed a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Pet needed a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Pet found a spade that they would break. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

The Exceptional Pet desperately desired a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Pet needed a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It is a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Pet desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.