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oops ok ok... A man who lives alone and has no friends and almost never leaves his house. He has the same routine he has had for 30 years: Wake up, eat, read, eat, watch tv, eat, read and go to bed. One day the man made a decision to turn all the lights off before bed. The next the police show up to his house and tell him he is under arrest for the murder of 300 people, how did he do it?

He lives in a lighthouse.

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