Partiko - I can't believe it's not butter (COM 42)

in #partiko6 years ago

The new Partiko advertising slogan has gone viral.

Partiko is the one true Decentralized social network app of Desensorship Delivering Steem to your door now with delegations galore.

Sign up now and enjoy our new butter special.


Light, smooth, creamy or try vegan:

Another product that goes good with spam is Parkay.

Peace,

@mineopoly

I will nominate @partiko and @ned to write a funny post for @comedyopenmic

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haha! sir mineopoly is this a ten minute post finally? lol.

Yes @janton sir,

Howdy,

I'm having a difficult time not getting sucked into comments and posts. I found that when I post often I get more interaction but less payout per post because curators generally don't dig short posts. It is a lot more fun and overall I probably write more words on a short post.

I really liked your post on "myths" of the Wild West.

When people in Korea hear I am from Chicago they still say, "bang bang!" In their mind Chicago is filled with gangsters and Tommy Guns.

Haha! well they're right about Chicago aren't they? lol.. just teasing but that is interesting! wow. I thought people liked short posts that are entertaining.I would do what I enjoy. You have to be limited on time though with your schedule and work.