Five Minute FreeWrite House. "Gotham City"
I have been living in Gotham for 15 years now. I am a normal working class person and to be honest I wish I could move away but I can not afford it. This place is just attracting the wrong type. I have been held hostage 10 times, rescued 10 times , had a time bomb strapped to me on numerous occasions. and to top it all off ,my local hospital exploded and the local football stadium was ripped open. Madness really. It all started with this guy called batman going around battling crime. Some rich guy with nothing else better to do. Since then he has attracted a whole load of crazies to the party. The joker , the riddler , the scarecrow , Baine, the Penguin ,Iceman, Two Face. All these lunatics want to blow the place up for some reason. The government and police aren't doing anything about it. They just throw up this flashlight if there is trouble and along comes the bat. Seriously in this day all these idiots running around trying to kill people is getting a bit old!! Why don't they feck off to another city and save us all a kidnapping attempt! And for those of you that would like to visit. The place is full of potholes from the bat mobile and we are bankrupt as a city from the constant reparation of hospitals and stadiums. Stay away , this place is a shithole . There's even rumours that the joker will be back in a year. I don't know how that will pan out but I'm online right now looking at houses in Afghanistan. Anywhere is better than here.
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Kind of hectic about this story.
Am here with the weekends freewrite prompt.
Use this prompt that is single
With a pen, write. Not with spindle.
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For the pro, join this one
24hrs before i close this prompt
Be inspired, write with all you've got.
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Do have a wonderful weekend and Happy Sunday in advance.
Thanks I'm far from a pro so I shall choose the first ! Thanks for the message. A whole new world just opened!
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This gave me a good laugh thanks, it’s those gloves batman wears that means he keeps dropping his phone making but pot holes in the road lol.
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I think in one of the batman films , Alfred made him an ultra lightweight batsuit. They made out it was because he needed more flexibility to defeat a criminal mastermind but it was really the local council getting on to him over his constituents complaining. 😂😂😂
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That was a fun read and laugh.
Thanks . I did it in bed this morning thinking about all the poor henchmen paying their taxes 😂😂
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Disgruntled citizens committee on superheroes and supervillains ruining life quality in the city.
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That's a perfect name . Just add committee or association after it and we got ourselves a working group. Pesky super heros ruining our infrastructure
Jesus Blanchy!!! Don't move to Afghanistan, there are not grapefruits there 😁
Nice writing by the way, congrats!
Agent 2 is there. Let's go . You bring the camera!
Are you serious? 😯
Nah they wouldn't do that to us !! Sending us to nice and then Kabul would be a bit cruel 😂😂
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Good thing it's not true. We don't have anyone there, unless we contact some aid workers or something but even so ...
Let's hope it's going to somewhere we can meet him 😀
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Sounds like a metaphor for derry city. Up there they call it Tuesday.
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😂😂😂 we seem to have a situuuuuatiooon
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Gerry Adams is batman. Can't believe we didn't realise this earlier.
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Gerry is more superman. Goes into a phone as a politician. Comes out of there as the head of the army council .
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It is a little silly how so many people in these movies go through massive stress, and everybody just walks away. Just another day in the life. Batman must be getting them Men In Black style, but with the anti-PTSD pen..
😂😂 Bruce Wayne has to get panic attacks from what he has been through. If he's still having nightmares from falling into that bat cave, he must definitely be seeing a bat shrink. maybe it's the butler who he trashes it out with
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