Her Cute Orangutan

Her Cute Orangutan desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Her Cute Orangutan desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Her Cute Orangutan often carried a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a strange action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Orangutan had a wig that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is exciting. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Orangutan always kept a rubber johnny to break. It was considered to be a different activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Cute Orangutan always had with them a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.