A Depressed Orangutan

A Depressed Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Orangutan searched for a stapler that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Orangutan always had with them a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Orangutan desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Orangutan always carried a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.